In the words of...

"The way i see it: the earth is like a big bowl of candy that some lazy-ass leaves on their front porch on halloween with a little sign that says "please take one". now, we can sit here and be "polite" and just take one. or maybe two.... or, we can just scoop up the whole thing untill our pockets was fat and no one would even know who dunit. chew on that. (thats what she said)"
-E. Palmer